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	<title>My Soup Is Too Damp # 5</title>
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	<description><![CDATA[&#8216;My Soup Is Too Damp&#8217; &#8211; Episode 1 &#8216;Sex. Marathon. Week. End.&#8217; In our pilot episode, STEPHEN SMITH shares a hospitality anecdote provided by Chris Chilton. @MrChris_89 We discuss oblivious sexual behaviour of customers. Plus we share entertaining online reviews we&#8217;ve found in &#8216;Trip Offender&#8217;. Hosted by Stephen Smith, Alix Perry and Garry Smith]]></description>
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